San Juan's mayor disagrees, criticizing the government's efforts and pleading for more help.
"Well, after President Trump was criticized for a bad response to Hurricane Maria, this morning he gave the people of Puerto Rico what they needed most: a bunch of tweets straight-up calling them lazy", he joked. During Weekend Update, Che read through Trump's Twitter attack on Cruz, before offering his thoughts: "Oh really, Donald?"
Her comment came in half an hour after Trump, in a series of tweets, slammed her and other Puerto Rican officials' leadership ability and said she started acting "nasty" toward him after Democrats told her to.
Mayor Cruz hasn't even been to the recovery effort field office and the anti-Trump media flocks to her like moths to a flame? "If I'm doing a film [a Lamborghini biopic opposite Antonio Banderas] in Rome in the fall, you can bet I'm going to be on a satellite from Rome doing Trump".More news: Morata injury not serious, says Conte
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The season 43 premiere kicked off with a fresh skewering of the president, starting with his response to the devastation in Puerto Rico and ensuing feud with San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz. Trump on Saturday blasted her and those in the territory, whom he said "want everything to be done for them". "I am begging, begging anyone who can hear us to save us from dying", Cruz said Friday. 10,000 Federal workers now on Island doing a fantastic job.
While increasing amounts of water, food and medicine has been arriving on the island of 3.4 million people as a distribution bottleneck eases, many - particularly in remote and mountainous areas - remain desperate for water and other necessities.
The president is scheduled to travel to Puerto Rico on Tuesday after Hurricanes Maria, Harvey and Irma tore through the region in the last two months. "Wait, you do know we're a USA territory don't you?"
"Sir, we just need help, please", Cruz said before Trump hung up on her. "You know, I actually love football".
She explains to him that Puerto Rico is, in fact, part of the United States.